I give it the name of what it is. Prelude, Fuga, Sonata, etc... I really hate titles like "rain in a distant universe", "where the moon lurks behind the shallow grass" or "my cat is poking her nose" are even "colliwogs cakewalk" for that matter. If you want to tell a story, write a story, otherwise, write music. I find descriptive titles a really distasteful leftover of the romantic era.
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