sepulker

I like candy and sex.

The greatest work yet to surface in modern history. Listen now. Please keep your praise short and concise... I don't care much for long responses.

Only the untrained and unappreciative would be so rash. I've trained in Turkey, and I have a PhD in Audio-Acoustical Phychological Engineering. In the words of Hemenway, "To be great is to realize your own potential, and to embrace it with gratutious pride." Go read a book, perhaps you will learn something, mithius. Or perhaps you are too busy wasting your time brewing excremental musical discharges.

Hate is a strong feeling that requires a lot of energy. Put that energy towards creating music that won't turn ones stomach.

Then perhaps you will appreciate my newest album. It features 9 tracks embracing different lengths of complete silence. There is a back order though, but I'll think sending you a pre-release if you send $14.95 via check or cash.

I remember the days when mother would wake me with the smells of freshly-squeezed orange juice, hot toast, and crispy bacon; when the rising sun would peak over the hills like a round pad of butter melting on pancakes; when the farm stock bustled about their business as Janice went to tend to the milklings; the feeling of dew on my fingertips as I frollicked through father's wheat fields after a spring rain. This song doesn't remind me of any of that. Zero stars.

I have been to Turkey in my travels... it is fair to say that Turkey inarguably produces the best modern composers of our time. But I could easily understand how feeble-minded individuals might underappreciate such accompplishment.

I apologize for my arrogance... I sometimes forget that aural gold doesn't drip from everyone's pores as does mine.

Another amazing piece that I created. Robusto Prelude (mp3 file) You might want to take a few lessons in life before listening, because I deserve a more worthy audience.

Minimalism is not only a musical device, but it proves just how awesome I am. Piano Utopia (mp3) I would avoid comparing yourself to me. www.abiscus.com

From the genius creator of Alien Hangover, I bless your aural channels with... Xandos (mp3 file) I am not presently accepting fan mail.

I am sure that you will surely never hear any musical piece better than my work. Alien Hangover (mp3) You're welcome.

what do you mean?

Here is a song I wrote a few years ago as a guitar duet. Fake Glass I apoligize that it is a MIDI in an MP3 format, but I didn't have time to record it myself. I have been playing guitar for about 3 1/2 years now, and I'm now pushing myself more and more into the classical realm. I am beginning to explore different types of classical musical devices and pieces, and I am looking for a foundation that can help define my style of playing, so I figured that this forum would be a good place to start. Thanks for your criticism! -Nate