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The wacky adventures of Inspector Looso - Traffic Agent Looso soundcloud.com/user-461764443/sets/the-wacky-adventures-of Inspector Looso just had a so called lateral promotion. This is the politically correct way used by the Human Resources to bump someone out of his chair. In fact he was demoted down the food chain since he goofed so many times and missed finding the criminals he was supposedly chasing. Luc Looso is now Traffic Agent in Paris at the corner of Rue des Deux Boules and Rue Bertin Poirée where he should be of no harm for anybody but guess what. He messed again. The End “This story is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, is purely coincidental. The corner of Rue des Deux Boules and Rue Bertin Poirée do exist and you can see it on Google Street. Perfect spot for Looso. Music by: Syrel Musical Notes: You may recognize the inspiration from An American in Paris by George Gershwin, the Candide overture by Leonard Bernstein, a bit of The Pink Panther soundtrack by Henry Mancini as well as many other great composers such as Sergey Prokofiev when he writes funny music such as Nuts Crackers and Peter and the Wolf.

soundcloud.com/user-461764443/sets/the-wacky-adventures-of After escaping from Baroness Desire Organa sadomasochist lair while she was delivering a weird speech, Inspector Looso spent a week trying to understand what seemed to be at first glance a load of pornophonic gibberish words. Thinking that his brain had the power of the Enigma encrypting machine his understanding was that Baroness Desiré Organa provided him the route to the Phantom’s Holy Grail. Since his Citroën 2CV engine was dead, he decided to take his father’s Helicron car build in 1932. However, The Phantom hired the famous private investigator Mr. Peebody to ensure that Looso would not be after him anymore. According to the decryption of the Baroness speech the route should start at Anus in the commune of Fouronnes. Then he had to go to Sainte-Reine in France at the intersection of La Chatte and Le Fion. Then to Montcuq in the commune of Montcuq-en-Quercy-Blanc. Then to Monteton in the department of Lot-et-Garonne to finally arrive at Saint-Jean-Pied-de-Porc close to the Spanish border. However, Mr. Peebody’s goal was to throw Looso out of the road in the twisty roads between Monteton and Saint-Jean-Pied-de-Porc. Looso resists Mr. Peebody’s assaults and went full throttle thinking that his father’s Helicron was a flying car. He indeed went air born for a while after leaving the road in a curve but ended his flight in a pond as ungracefully as Orville Wright crashing the Flyer in 1908. Will Looso survive to this wacky adventure? “This story is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, is purely coincidental. However, The route in France described above is true and can be done using Google Map.” Music: Syrel Photography: Syrel, 1932 Helicron shot at the Museo Automovilístico de Málaga 2024 Musical Notes: I mostly borrowed the orchestral texture and rhythmic from Prokofiev again but probably others. Let me know who.

The wacky adventures of Inspector Looso - New Fetchflix TV Show soundcloud.com/user-461764443/sets/the-wacky-adventures-of During the fashion show at Mrs. Diamond's Palace, the sex mate of Mrs. Diamond - the well-known nymphomaniac Baroness Desiré Organa - was in the audience and was wearing a very sexy and spiky dress designed by the famous designer Eva Soto. But when she saw Inspector Looso in his ridiculous latex outfit she was sexually turned ON and all her spikes went hard. All she had in mind was to bring Looso in the sadomasochist lair in the basement of the palace and have fun with him. A chase in the palace went ON for a while until Looso had the idea to submit to the Baroness and see if he could profit of the situation. Surprisingly, Looso played his role to the perfection and spent the night with the Baroness in order to eventually get her confidences. The sexual encounter with the Baroness was a total success since during each one of her orgasm she spontaneously disclosed information about the Phantom and Mr. Moneybags - two white collars criminal that Looso was chasing for months. Taking profit of one of the Baroness many climaxes Looso escaped the sadomasochist lair to drive away with his Citroen 2CV. Looso thought that finally the outcome of his dress code goof was not that bad since Looso would be able to bring some results to his boss. However, it is only the day after when he reported to his boss the new information that he found that he was fooled by the Baroness. Will that be the end of Looso inspector career? “This story is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, is purely coincidental.” Music: Syrel Photography: Syrel, Eva Soto Dress shot at Museo Automovilístico de Málaga 2024 Musical Notes: This time I borrowed the orchestral texture and rhythmic from Sergey Prokofiev and Camille Saint-Saens and many others but I just can’t remember who as it comes from my long term memory. Something sure you will recognize a B minor version of Serge Ginsbourg song, « Je Taime - Moi Non Plus » during the sensual moment between Looso and Baroness Desiré Organa.

Thank you so much Bjarke for the kind words. I agree with you and I understand why you were unsettled. This soundtrack was made like a movie trailer soundtrack where a lot needs to be said in a short time to capture the spectator while using a John Williams style. It follows a screenplay where the first 36 seconds shows the bad guy (The Phantom), personified by the clarinet, reaching to his fabulous vintage car in his garage and then drive at high speed to the remotely opened gate of his estate. At 0:36 Inspector Looso that was hiding in the forest close to the gate starts chasing The Phantom with his Citroen 2CV in the twisty roads of Lake Como as if he was Indiana Jones chasing for the lost diamond of whatever. At 1:09 Looso lose control of his scrafty car, fall in the ditch and the wheels are free wheeling while the car is upside down. At 1:22 The Phantom is not chased anymore and run free to his meeting with Mr. Moneybags leaving Inspector Looso in the ditch at 1:31. In this concept the clarinet represents the Phantom, The piano theme represents Inspector Looso and the theme borrowed from Luke Skywalker in Star War represents Looso’s youth dreams of being a space soldier (as described in “Inspector Looso's First Investigation”). The last two themes in this music are a developments of themes used in my orchestral series called “The Wacky Adventures of Inspector Looso”, which you can appreciate on SoundCloud. I want to thank you for your constructive and valid comments. I will try to apply your recommendations. In DAW I trust Syrel

The wacky adventures of Inspector Looso - New Fetchflix TV Show soundcloud.com/user-461764443/sets/the-wacky-adventures-of Inspector Looso got the precious information that the Phantom would be attending a party at Mrs. Diamond Palace, which would allow him to meet all the Phantom crime partners. Moreover, unexpectedly he was able to get a VIP invitation card. The highlight of the party would be the fashion show presenting garments from the two Chinese designers Lü Yan and Lan Yu. Unfortunately for Inspector Looso, the Phantom wickedly altered Looso’s invitation by changing the dress code from “Formal Wear” to “Provocative Rubber Fetish wear”. Armed with all his courage and a black Rubber Fetish wear from The Rubber Factory in Berlin as well as a full set of BDSM accessory such as Hood, Ball Gag, Plug, etc. he presented himself to the party dressed as ridiculously as he could look. The clash from his kinky cat suit in this world of gowns and tuxedos prorogued a commotion and angry looks. Pictures were made of the “Faux Pas”, which ended spreading like a virus on the Social Medias and Fakebook as an outrage to the classy world of fashion. Should Inspector Looso’s boss hear about this would he be in deep S word and be removed from the case? For sure, the Phantom found a way to get Looso out of his trail for a while. “This story is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, is purely coincidental.” Music: Syrel Photography: Syrel, Portrait of Mrs. Diamond Málaga 2024, Palace: Juliusz Słowacki Theatre Krakow 2016 Musical Notes: I may have borrow some orchestral tricks from Sergey Prokofiev and Paul Dukas but hey, John Williams used as well the entire catalog from Richard Wagner, Gustav Holst, Erich Wolfgang Korngold, Max Steiner, Antonín Dvořák, and look at his net worth now.

The wacky adventures of Inspector Looso - New Fetchflix TV Show soundcloud.com/user-461764443/sets/the-wacky-adventures-of The Phantom is a white collar criminal that Inspector Looso has been following for weeks across the country to find his link with other financial criminals. Even though Inspector Looso installed a twin turbo on his engine, his 1969 Citroen 2CV is no more than a wreck with four donkeys running on cheap scotch under the hood. This morning the Phantom is driving his sumptuous 1939 Lancia Astura specially designed by Pininfarina to go see his partner in crime Maximilian Moneybags. Looso is flooring the accelerator in order to keep up with the Lancia Astura in the twisty roads. However, the road holding of the 2CV is as good as a sandal on a banana peel and thus Looso ends his chase in the ditch with the wheels up and the morale down. What are The Phantom and Mr. Moneybags up to anyway? For sure, Inspector Looso’s boss will not be happy after this new goof. “This story is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, is purely coincidental.” Music: Syrel Photography: Syrel, 1939 Lancia Astura shot at the Museo Automovilístico de Málaga 2024 Musical Notes: In scientific research & development borrowing from one author is called plagiarism but borrowing from a dozen is called research LOL. You may recognize at some places The Planets, (Mercury) by Gustav Holst, The Love for 3 Oranges and Lieutenant Kijé by Sergey Prokofiev, Raiders of the Lost Ark by John Williams, The Forest by Bernard Herrmann and probably many others that I do not remember. In DAW we trust.

The Phantom is a white collar criminal that Inspector Looso has been following for weeks across the country to find his link with other financial criminals. Even though Inspector Looso installed a twin turbo on his engine, his 1969 Citroen 2CV is no more than a wreck with four donkeys running on cheap scotch under the hood. This morning the Phantom is driving his sumptuous 1939 Lancia Astura specially designed by Pininfarina to go see his partner in crime Maximilian Moneybags. Looso is flooring the accelerator in order to keep up with the Lancia Astura in the twisty roads. However, the road holding of the 2CV is as good as a sandal on a banana peel and thus Looso ends his chase in the ditch with the wheels up and the morale down. What are The Phantom and Mr. Moneybags up to anyway? For sure, Inspector Looso’s boss will not be happy after this new goof. Music: Syrel Photography: Syrel, 1939 Lancia Astura shot at the Museo Automovilístico de Málaga 2024 Musical Notes: In scientific research & development borrowing from one author is called plagiarism but borrowing from a dozen is called research LOL. You may recognize at some places The Planets, (Mercury) by Gustav Holst, The Love for 3 Oranges and Lieutenant Kijé by Sergey Prokofiev, Raiders of the Lost Ark by John Williams, The Forest by Bernard Herrmann and probably many others that I do not remember. In DAW we trust.

Located in the Crooked House in Canterbury, the Old King’s School Shop was known to have the most complete hand written collection of Agatha Christie’s Novels. Inspector Looso, after failing badly the last investigations decided to purchase and read the entire Hercule Poirot series hopping he would acquire some investigation knowledge. Goofy as he is, whilst a man whose brain held about as much deduction power as a soggy teabag, he took a train ticket from London to Cadbury in Exeter, UK instead of Canterbury, Kent, UK and ended up facing milk chocolate instead of detective novels. Next stop: Diabetesville. Looso, with the self-control of a toddler in a candy store, devoured enough Dairy Milk to feed a small Swiss village. Finally, after a stomach-churning train ride to Canterbury and recovering from his chocolate coma (and a minor bout of caramel-induced nausea), Looso reached the "Crooked House" – only to discover, with the impeccable timing of a clown car pileup, that the library was closed. Tough luck indeed. He went back to France on the train through The Chunnel reading “Murder on the Orient Express” that he bought at the St Pancras International Train Station in London for few pounds. One can only hope Poirot's mustache twitched in amusement from beyond the grave, knowing his wisdom was going to a mind that thought Cadbury was a literary destination. But hey, at least Inspector Looso learned a valuable lesson: sometimes, the only mystery you can solve is the location of the nearest restroom after a chocolate binge. “This story is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, is purely coincidental.” Music: Syrel Photography: Syrel, Canterbury 2011 Musical Notes: This is an attempt to reproduce the comedy style of a Broadway comedy musical. Maybe a bit like “Cabaret” by John Harold Kander. What do you think?

Leïla Pignon, the dazzling daughter of François Pignon and Marlène Sasseur, is a star auditor at the Ministry of Revenue, just unlike her old man, François. Now, here's where it gets juicy. Inspector Luc Looso bumped into the enchanting Leïla in a stable near the quaint village of Brouage, France. Luc, always the sneaky fox, was pretending to investigate the "mysterious disappearance" of a horse that, surprise surprise, had never actually vanished. Meanwhile, Leïla was there to dig into the finances of the stable's owner. In a move straight out of a rom-com, Luc invited Leïla to gallop with the most stunning stallion in the stable. His plan? To seduce her and, more importantly, create one heck of a diversion. As they trotted through the countryside, Cupid went full throttle. Sparks flew, hearts raced, and it was love at first sight. But plot twist! Looso was one of the very owners of the stable and had conveniently "forgotten" to declare his horse rental income to the Ministry of Revenue. Uh-oh. Here's hoping he can pull a rabbit out of his hat to wiggle out of this one! “This story is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, is purely coincidental.” Music: Syrel Photography: Syrel, France 2018 Musical Notes: This music illustrates the moment when Luc and Leïla ride stallions together and lovingly in the Brouage countryside in France. It is inspired by the music of Emmanuel Chabrier and David Arnold in Casino Royale James Bond movies.

The wacky adventures of Inspector Looso - New Fetchflix TV Show soundcloud.com/user-461764443/sets/the-wacky-adventures-of Mr. Wong is this famous Chinese virtuoso pianist that was invited at the Gaveau Hall in Paris to play Syrel’s 69th piano concerto in A-flat Minor Opus 666, also called “The Brain Miner” Concerto. The Brain Miner, Piano Concerto 13th movement falls in a crack of the piano repertoire and has a bad reputation among the pianist community. Indeed, it is considered unplayable by the Young Composers and most pianists that try to play it. Not because it is difficult, even though it requires large hands, but because of some special evil and dissonant chords that makes the pianist fall into a depression when reading the score. Usually after reading this score a pianist would start to enjoy Salieri’s music or even worst reading over and over John Cage 4’33” score believing he would learn something from it (Yes! this brutally silent masterpiece is called 4’33”). Just after the concert Mr.Wong was supposed to meet his future and lovely bride, Som Ting, at the Basilica of Sacré-Cœur de Montmartre for his wedding but he never showed up. Young Inspector Looso was assigned the investigation by his boss hoping that this time he would not gently caress up. Som Ting Wong is waiting for Inspector Looso at the “Le Con” Restaurant near the Basilica. Will young Inspector Looso be there to meet Som Ting and will he be able to find Mr. Wong. Let’s hope Mr. Wong will not be found with A-Sharp knife stabbed in the chest? Music: Syrel Photography: Syrel, Paris 2016 For your Health & Safety the score was not made available for reading. Your call is important for us but we prefer that you listen to the music instead of looking and copying my score. LOL Musical Notes: The chord progression is partially based on the “Étude de sonorités #2” by the great Canadian composer François Morel and you young pianist/composers should try to play that at more than 104 bpm before saying it’s unplayable because there are many pianist who can.

The wacky adventures of Inspector Looso - Main Theme- New Fetchflix TV Show soundcloud.com/user-461764443/sets/the-wacky-adventures-of Luc Clouseau is the proud son of the French inspector Jacques Clouseau and his ex-wife Simone Clouseau. Having the same talent as his father for investigation, he is to police investigation what P.D.Q. Bach is to music, a total disaster. Stay tuned on Fetchflix TV during the next months and enjoy this new series called “The wacky adventures of Inspector Looso”. “This story is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, is purely coincidental. Ho and for those who did not get it, Fetchflix TV is also fictitious.” Music & Production: Syrel Photography: Portrait generated with DAL-E Musical note: You may recall the theme I used in the Rust & Bones - "Inspector Looso" track. However, this time I tried to use the humor and derision of John Williams and added the sarcastic tone of the American composer and musical satirist Peter Schickele who created the fictional composer P.D.Q. Bach as well as the Gerhard Hoffnung humoristic music style.

The wacky adventures of Inspector Looso - New Fetchflix TV Show soundcloud.com/user-461764443/sets/the-wacky-adventures-of Mr.Peter Pencil, which is well known for his blue suit and lizard pin, vanished during a business trip somewhere in Italy. His mistress Penny Pen was desperate and called the police to investigate. Young Inspector Looso was assigned to this case by his boss hoping this investigation would sharpen his skills. Looso took charge of this case as if he was one of the Raiders of the lost Pencil. Will young Inspector Looso be able to find Mr.Pencil. Let’s hope Mr.Pencil was not violently erased from the surface of the earth? Music: Syrel Photography: Syrel (Mr. Pencil as found in the Castello di San Giorgio in Mantova, Italy) Sculpture: L’Artista invisibile. Lucio and Peppe Perone Musical Notes: Should I be embarrassed that I borrowed to so many composers. Nope. But you may recognize Lorne, Hans, John, Sergey, Pyotr, Maurice and many others. I had so much fun making this pastiche ;o)

Luc Clouseau is the proud son of the French inspector Jacques Clouseau and his ex-wife Simone Clouseau. Having the same talent as his father for investigation, he is to police investigation what P.D.Q. Bach is to music, a total disaster. Stay tuned on Fetchflix TV during the next months and enjoy this new series called “The wacky adventures of Inspector Looso”. “This story is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, is purely coincidental. Ho and for those who did not get it, Fetchflix TV is also fictitious.” Musical note: You may recall the theme I used in the Rust & Bones Inspector Looso track. However, this time I tried to use the humor and derision of John Williams and added the sarcastic tone of the American composer and musical satirist Peter Schickele who created the fictional composer P.D.Q. Bach as well as the Gerhard Hoffnung humoristic music.

Inspector Looso searched the entire manor to find the body of Dick Boneman and found him in a little study hidden behind the library and lighted by a candlestick. No blood, no knife and no rope. Dick Boneman was absolutely alive and perfectly healthy. However, he was laughing his guts. He spent the night preparing his fool trap. He had absolutely no intention to disclose any fraud report to the media that would put the value of Boneman & Sacks Relic Asset Management Inc. down the drain. Instead, he called every broker of the guests to setup a bad joke to his guests and the brokers made them believe during a phone call that their share had no value anymore, which was not exactly true. In fact, Dick Boneman used some of the asset of Boneman & Sacks Relic Asset Management Inc. to buy three Social Media companies, “Switter”, “Analphabet” and “Minigram” for 69 billion dollars with the intention to layoff every employee and replace them with Artificial Intelligence. He then named the new social media company Y. Y would be the greatest misleading social media in the world providing chaos and dumbness to every country on earth. This way Dick Boneman would be the new god of social media and lies. Consequently, Y would be able to help Ronald Dumm to become the leader of his country using stupid catchwords such as "Make Anemics Greed Again". Soon after, on a press release, Dick Boneman declared to all the shareholders of Boneman & Sacks Relic Asset Management Inc. “Rust & Bones is history”, our new moto will be “Mud and shitt is our Bread and Butter”. Dick Boneman is surely as slippery as a fish isn’t he? THE END “This story is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, is purely coincidental.” Music & Production: Syrel Photography of Marisol Escobar sculpture “The fisherman”: Syrel Musical Note: I started this track with a gentle blend of Ravel and Satie to express the underwhelming finding of Inspector Looso. User-461764443 – Rust-bones-betflix-tv-series-inspector-looso But then, when Dick Boneman started his evil plan to be the social media world leader I felt extreme and my score writing became as bombastic as Hans Zimmer. Was it a good choice? I don’t know. What do you think?

The voluptuous, sexy and very beautiful Miss Scarlett Page Turner, commonly called “Miss Scarlett”, is the daughter of Ronny Page, flutist of the not so famous rock group "Led Vanillin", and Hazel Turner, full time pimp in her neighborhood brothel called “The Nuts”. Since Miss Scarlett Page Turner was working for her mother as a call girl, she was assigned classy customers such as Dick Boneman. It did not take long for Mr. Boneman to understand how the big selling potential of Miss Scarlett would help his business. Mr. Boneman offered her a job in the sales department of Boneman & Sacks Relic Asset Management Inc. and she became sales rep for the North American Catholic market where she was meeting Bishops and Cardinals to sell them holly relics. The secret of her success was obviously the spicy extras she was offering during the sales meeting. Eventually, sales started to go low when Bishops and Cardinals where too busy dealing with sexual abuses scandals from their priests and having to hide them. Miss Scarlett lost her job as a sales rep and started a new career as novel writer. Her first and only novel “The Bishops Secret Jewels” was a total success. Indeed, this novel was a real page turner. It was based on the unorthodox meetings she had with Bishops and Cardinals, which later were disclosed by journalist on the news. Could being laid-off by Mr. Boneman be a good reason to kill him? Naaaaah, she became his full time sexy mistress and his partner in crime for much worst sins. “This story is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, is purely coincidental.” Music & Production: Syrel Photography: Miss Scarlett portrait by Syrel Musical Note: The double bass line at the beginning is based on the bass line of the “Lady Marmalade” song written by Bob Crewe and Kenny Nolan in 1974. The “Lady Marmalade” song is well known for its suggestive lyrics that you probably know very well. I was also vaguely inspired by the song “Scarlet” recorded in 1974 by the English rock band the “Rolling Stones” featuring guitarist Jimmy Page of the “Led Zeppelin” rock band.