The following cycle of pieces was written for the Robert Campbell Endowed Choral Composition Contest hosted by Ithaca College in the year 2010 (but it did not win).
It is meant to be a humorous set of pieces based on the popular children’s singing games “Mary Had a Little Lamb,” “London Bridge is Falling Down,” and “Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star.” They are programmatic pieces, using the familiar melodies in new ways to depict different “apocalyptic” scenarios. They are not meant to be performed in any particular order, and are listed alphabetically here simply for neatness. This is not to say, however, that they should not be performed in alphabetical order; on the contrary, the director is free to decide how to organize the three pieces.
“Einstein-Rosen Bridge Over the Thames” uses atonal techniques such as whole-tone-based sections, octatonic sections, and highly chromatic sections. An “Einstein-Rosen Bridge” is a theoretical concept involving black holes actually being worm holes that tunnel through space and time. This may seem entirely innocuous, but if a black hole actually formed over London (such as, say, during a freak Hadron Collider accident), it would prove apocalyptic. All of London would inevitably be spaghettified!
“Evil Clone Sheep” uses modal writing and at the end quotes Veljo Tormis’ Autumn Landscapes. It is based on something my [extremely conservative] extended family once said (don’t get me wrong, I love them very much): that Dolly, the clone sheep, was inevitably soulless and a creature of the Devil. This brought to mind imagery of an army of evil clone sheep doing the Devil’s bidding and taking over the world! This flippant attitude is not meant to show any disdain for the overall immorality of cloning, but rather the humor in the mental picture of “evil” sheep.
“Extra-Terrestrial Encounter” uses aleatoric devices to depict an outer-space alien invasion and the ensuing destruction.
Three Apocalyptic Nursery Rhymes
MIDI of "Evil Clone Sheep"
MIDI of "Einstein-Rosen Bridge Over the Atlantic"
There is no MIDI of "Extra-Terrestrial Encounter" because it wouldn't make much sense.