Worst Musical Pick-up Lines?

I'm a 14 year old female and have the solution to all of your problems with finding fantastic females who realise that you do actually need time to compose but don't want someone who has a horridly limited vocabulary!

Only one question...

Are you hot?

James, why? Seriously, why?!

I expect a "why not?" from him now... :sadtears:

DATE HOMESCHOOLERS! Yes, we actually are too cool for school! Seriously though, around 9 out of 10 females are really artistic, free thinking, and creative. Well, in New Zealand, anyway!:laugh:

I totally agree, homeschoolers are the way to go.

I don't know about everyone else, but the only time I give a blowjob is when my piano is dusty and I'm too lazy to use a duster or rag. But other than that, ask me to play Beethoven's 3rd concerto, and I'll "do" it. Let me warn you it can get a bit messy though. Especially the parts with the rough fingering.

"My dog ate my music" ... Does that count? :)

"Oh man, I broke my G-String"

Learn from the [classical] masters.

"You are an donkey!" - Mozart (in English).

"It almost looks like a soprano recorder, you can still blow, finger, and tongue it. It's a little longer, though. :D "

I'll bet the first thing to come to mind wasn't an alto recorder. :P

A contrabassoonist I know from youth orchestra:

"There's nothin' like having 16 feet, 10 pounds of wood between you legs and blowin' it hard."