What would the mozart effect do???

Haha....Love the Vivaldi Effect

FRANZ SCHUBERT EFFECT: The child is the most intelligent in the class but never realizes because he copied all of Beethoven's answers.

THREAD NECROMANCER EFFECT: Annoys everyone.

SSC EFFECT:

SSC EFFECT: <.... crickets ....>

SSC Effect: Subject will have the inhuman ability to produce massive walls of text in reply to one or two sentences from someone else mere seconds after.

Note: There is a difference between the SSC effect and the RRR effect as the SSC effect generates actual content (usually) as opposed to mass amounts of bullshit.

SSC Effect: Subject will have the inhuman ability to produce massive walls of text in reply to one or two sentences from someone else mere seconds after.

Note: There is a difference between the SSC effect and the RRR effect as the SSC effect generates actual content (usually) as opposed to mass amounts of bullshit.

Gee, uh. Thanks. ...?

No the SSC effect would be more like:

child has the ability to point out every flaw in a person's question, comment, or just about anything else they say, and makes them really think about what they really said.

Vivaldi effect: child will be a terrible asthmatic, and might become a priest, although will never actually preach.

EDIT: i love how you can kinda tell who's composers are their favourites by reading these :P

The Oscar Peterson effect: The child is fat and sweaty but everybody thinks he's brilliant at the thing he does and don't give a damn about the previous qualities.

(BTW: I LOVE Oscar Peterson and I mean No offense, not even to his appearance. He is awesome. :D)

FERGUSON EFFECT: Child routinely inhales helium gas before making any statements.

Mozart effect?

We all become bored