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Rust & Bones – Betflix TV Series

Rust & Bones is a new TV show produced by the well acclaimed producer Steven Glockenspielberg. The cast uses a bunch of totally unknown and desperate actors that accepted their roles for few million dollars only. The story is somehow based on the table game “Clue”.

Rust & Bones – The plot

Godfroy Boneman made his fortune in the 1000s after buying his first relic for display in his village chapel. The foreskin of baby Jesus, which gave rise to the congregation of worshipers of the holy foreskin, brought him so much money that he decided to go on a crusade to find many other relics with equally lucrative potential. No opportunity escaped him. Whether it was holy bones or holy artefacts, he traveled across Europe and the Orient in search of relics that could be rented or resold to churches or bishoprics. He had managed to recover so many pieces of the cross of Jesus and holy shrouds that it would have been possible to build a three-masted sailboat with the sails using all these relics. He was particularly proud to have found the still bloody rock that David had used to slay Goliath. The fish Jesus had accidently stepped on while crossing Lake Tiberias had been particularly difficult to certify, and the adventure had left Godfroy Boneman with a bitter taste. Moreover, the three drops of the milk of the Virgin Mary contained in a blown glass vial had posed a great problem of conservation and had evaporated after a few years. Nonetheless, before his death, Godfroy Boneman had still managed to accumulate 69 Holy Grails in his vaults, all certified by the greatest bishops of the time as being authentic. Upon the death of Godfroy Boneman, the descendants of the Boneman family understood the magnitude of the business opportunity and joined forces with a Saxon banker from Leipzig to create "Boneman & Sacks Relic Asset Management Inc.". Over time, the Boneman and the Sacks family managed the lucrative market of relics in Europe and the rest of Christendom to generate billions of dollars from the supposed virtues of these relics. All the relics that are in deposit or awaiting rental by bishoprics are stored in a 13-storey crypt under the small chapel which in 1033 had been the house of the worshipers of the holy foreskin. Since that time, the alleged miracles and virtues of the holy foreskin have been questioned since more than 21 samples of the holy foreskin have been found at different ages and colors of Jesus. The wealthy and only descendant of the Boneman family, Dick Boneman is considered the modern god of relics. Tonight, Dick Boneman invited friends that he did not meet for many years to a murder mystery party in his mansion but for what purpose exactly?

“This story is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, is purely coincidental.”

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